Charlie Bone Musical

[sparkles4edward]

I'mma put this story on here as well...

Ok, now I know you guys are gonna hate me for doing this, but I don't have that much of a choice. I'm doing a Charlie Bone musical!!!

But don't worry, it's nothing like that crap you already know about on Disney (yeah, I'm looking at you, you creep!) and it's gonna be like those old musical that I like. So there.

This story will be about a typical boring day at Bloor's and a strange trio of children show up and suddenly the school just randomly bursts out into song. Seriously. Not HSM!!!

So anyway, I leave thee with a boring rendition of an anti-HSM song:

So lets spread the word, were getting outta here, they say that nothing in life is ever free...
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So, I shall begin posting what I already have tomorrow.

[sparkles4edward]

Ok, here we go:

Ok, here's the sypnosis, everyone: everyone in CB watches HSM and they all hate it. Except for Joshua Tilpin, that is. Zac Efron finds out that all the kids hate HSM and he gets mad and he puts a curse on the city of Freadwardbobertm c'hammerhimesmitopolis making it so that EVERYONE has to sing and stuff like that.
So now, everyone's forced to sing whenever someone says the word "musical." Even the Bloors do several huge musical numbers. Finally, Charlie recruits the kids from Wizards of Waverly Place and they put an end to the spell. And the random singing.
Ok, so that's how it goes. It'll be nice and clean, unlike the borderline PG-13 stuff that I have written so far. And if anyone knows anything about Wizards of Waverly place, please tell me, ok?
I can't wait to get this musical started!
EDIT: This story may contain random songs, HSM bashing, Zac Efron bashing, and people behaving out of character. Please read at your own discretion. Thank you.
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Let's get this thing started!
It was the night that Bloor's had a big screen projector brought over to the school and the kids were happy to see the movie that EVERYONE in Freadwardbobertmc'hammerhimesmitopolis was talking about. That was, until the show being featured was High School Musical.
"That show SUCKS!!!" cried Charlie as he sat imapitently in his seat. "I can't stand that stupid Zac Efron!"
"Neither can I," said Tancred. "That guy can't act, he can't dance, he can't sing! And yet most American girls seem to like him!"
"Who cares?" cried Olivia. "Let's tear this place up!"
Very soon, all the kids in the place tore up all the HSM stuff they could find. Even Manfred got in on it, burning any HSM merchandise he could find. Ezekiel had to be taken out the room before the kids could get their hands on his HSM pajamas.
The next day, Dr. Bloor said, "And since you children hated High School Musical, we'll pull the plug on the HSM-themed party we promised Billy Raven." Billy was crushed. There went another year that he didn't have a party at all. But then, Zac Efron showed up and said, "I hear you kids hate my movie."
"Not me," said Joshua. "I loved it." Charlie slapped him across his face. "Hey, what'd I say?"
"And because you kids hate High School Musical and want to ban anything High School Musical from your city, I'm putting a curse on this stupid, pathetic town of yours," said Efron.
"You can't do nothing to us!" yelled Dagbert. "You're nothing but a son of a silly person! I fart in your general direction!"
"And since you insulted me," said Efron, "i say that he who mentions the word *musical*, everyone must drop everything and sing." He left in a huff.
"Who does he think he is, telling us what we can and can't like?" Manfred snapped. TO the kids, he said, "Go home, everyone; Weedon needs you to be out of the way while he cleans up the mess you made." Weedon nodded and added, "And don't say the word musical at all."
As Charlie and his friends walked to the Pet's Cafe, Charlie said, "I have a bed feeling that this isn't going to end very well for us at all." Little did he know that the next week would prove to be quite troubling indeed...
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So the next day, Charlie woke up, ready to begin another day. The school was cleaned up and all things HSM were tossed into the trash. "I'll never think about that stupid High School Musical again!"
Ooops!
Poor Charlie had yet to realize that every time someone mentioned the word *musical*, everyone must drop everything and sing. And so he had to sing.

Charlie's song:
Tra-la-la-la-la, I'm Charlie Bone, a normal little boy without a care in the world! Or at least that's what I was, until I started hearing voices. And they came from pictures. And then I get shipped to Bloor's with other people just like me, it's quite boing, as you can see, and I wish I were nothing more than just plain Charlie Bone, a normal little boy without a care in the world!

Griselda walked in and said, "Charlie Bone, is that you singing?"
"But grandma," said Charlie. "I've been cursed to sing whenever someone says the word musical..."

Griselda's song:
Oh for that grandson of mine, I wish he were as divine as most grandchildren are, and that's not too much to ask. (Maisie joins in)
Maisie: But Griselda, you must open your eyes and see, that Charlie's just a good boy, it's not our fault about all the things he gets into...
Griselda: Maisie, what are you talking about? This is your grandson too! He is, after all, a proper Yewbeam
Maisie: Now that's just only part of who he is, you forget I come from a powerful family as well
Griselda: And that is just that as well...(Paton comes in)

Paton yelled, "COULD YOU TWO KEEP IT DOWN??? WHAT MUST A MAN DO TO GET SOME SLEEP AROUND HERE??"
Charlie said, "But Uncle Paton, they can't help it! We've been cursed to sing whenever someone says the word musical..."

Paton's song:
You mean we have to sing whenever someone says the word musical?
Charlie: Yup.
Griselda: Or else we're all doomed to a life of ignorance and crap and endless comparisons to Harry Potter.
Paton: I don't know what you're talking about, Griselda. But anyway...(sings) It's not easy being me, I break lightbulbs, hip hip hooray! What kind of talent is that, one that causes trouble, I tell you what. It took my mother from me. It took my sisters from me. I can't even sit in a normal classroom for fear that the lightbulbs would explode.
Charlie: But if it weren't for your talent, you never would have met Miss Ingledew...
Maisie: Charlie's right, Paton, now that woman is a woman with her head on her shoulders
Griselda: And her nose in a book
Paton: Well, at least I can use this to my advantage; the Bloors are not gonna know what the hell hit them, one day I'll marry her...
Griselda: NOOOO!!!
Charlie: YES!!!
Paton: and give those Bloors their comeuppance...(Amy walks in)

Amy said, "Did I hear singing?"
"Well, if you call THAT singing," Griselda snapped.
"Let me know when you all make it to Carnegie Hall," Amy laughed as she went off to make breakfast.
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Charlie left the house and got on the bus. He sat with Fidelio and Gabriel. They too had random incidents of singing. Charlie said, "Why on earth did we ever watch that stupid High School Musical?"
At that, everyone gasped. A song was coming on...
The song:
We're heading back to school, oh yeah, where we have to learn useless stuff, uh-huh! Why the heck did they build a school where we have to stay at for five days of the week!
Who cares about those Bloors, to me, they're nothing but silly jerks, and what's up with those "Children of the Red King"?
They say that everyone one of us is connected, I just don't see that at all; who cares if we all have talents in the arts, sports and technology is where the good stuff's at!
But for now, we must go to school!

The song ended the moment the bus pulled up at Bloor's gates. Already there was Lysander, Tancred, Billy, and Emma. Charlie said to them, "Was there any singing on your bus as well?" They all nodded. Emma said, "We'll end that evil curse yet!"
Fidelio said, "But where's Olivia?"
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Within a few hours, after Charlie and his friends were forced to endure endless acts of random singing, the purple bus pulled into the parking lot. "What happened, Liv?" cried Emma.
"You're not gonna believe it," said Olivia, "but it was all Norton's fault!" Everyone gasped. "He kicked some dog into the streets, causing one of the worst traffic accidents in the entire history of Freadwardbobertmc'hammerhimesmitopolis!"
"And is the dog ok?" cried Tancred.
"Not a scratch on it," said Olivia. "But I have blisters on my feet because we had to walk 3 bloody miles! I'm so mad at that I could just sing!"
Olivia's song:
I'm so mad I can kick down the gates grab Manfred by his neck and choke him to death! I'm so mad I could toss that evil old grandfather of his out of his wheelchair and on his butt! I'm so mad right now I feel like turning around and heading straight home and suing the school! So Dr. Bloor you'd better stay outta my way or else...you're gonna get kicked!!!

At that, Manfred said, "Hey, that's not very nice! It's not even my fault your bus was in one of the worst accidents in the city's history."
"Yes it is," said Olivia. "You sent Norton to cause the accident, making me VERY late to school! I ought to tear you to pieces for that!"
Manfred was about to respond when Dr. Bloor showed up. He said, "Hmmm, so it's the work of that Efron boy, wasn't it? To cause an accident and make the kids from theater late? Well, Miss Vertigo, I'll have you know that you can't sue the school just because you're late."
"You must have not heard her, sir," said Gabriel. "She's on a short deck. She's bound to push you off."
"In that case, Manfred and I will have to watch our back, won't we, Manfred?" said Dr. Bloor.
"Of course," said Manfred. "Now, unless you are a child of the Red King, I suggest you get to your dorm now!" Fidelio waved goodbye and walked off. "And as for the rest of you..."
Very soon, the kids were all in the King's Room, all looking glum. Joshua said, "Hey guys, let's turn those frowns upside down! I'm going to sing!"
"JOSHUA, SHUT UP!" Charlie barked. "We don't have time for your crap!"
"You're mean, Charlie!" Joshua said. Then he ran out the room crying.
Everyone else burst out laughing. "Nice one, Charlie," said Lysander.
"Thanks," said Charlie. "But I don't think the day's done yet. We'll be forced to sing yet again."
And little did he know that they would all be forced to sing...
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The next day, Charlie woke up and said to himself don't say musicals, don't talk about musicals, don't even THINK of the word musical. He got out of bed, showered, and got dressed, reminding himself to not even think of any muscials at all.
But he was in big trouble because the moment he walked into his first class, a girl said, "Have you ever seen Sweeney Todd?"
"Yeah," said her friend. "Johnny Depp can sing!"
"Wasn't it one of the best musicals ever?" cried some random boy.
Charlie screamed, "Idiots! don't you know whenever you say the word musical, everyone has to sing? Now we all have to sing and I don't feel like singing!"
"But I do!" Robbie yelled as he walked in.
Robbie's song:
Oh don't none of you give me that crap about me setting things on fire, that kind of crap is as stupid as Deathly Hallows. I may not be handsome like Edward Cullen, but he's got nothing on me! Check me out, I'm Robbie Lee!
So shut your mouths about me, I'm not that kind of guy who tried to control his sister, but she betrayed him in the end. It's very true y'all; I'm Robbie Lee!
Why don't you look at me, ye who are of parent-living, why can't you be more like me? I may not have parents, but at least my hair is clean, better than living with a bookish aunt or hobnobbing with some creepy old man...(record comes to a screeching halt)
Emma: Hey, that's insulting!
Billy: Who are you to say stuff like that?
Robbie: Who, me? I'm Robbie Lee! (sings) and if you were wise and know this to be true, I'm Robbie Lee, and your stuck being You!

"That's enough singing!" cried Charlie. "And to be perfectly honest, your song SUCKS!"
"Says the boy with the weird haircut; your mom doesn't know how to take care of you! Not fun without your father, right?" Robbie mocked.
Charlie glared at him, wanting to punch that annoying boy across his face. But instead, he responded with a song:
Charlie's song:
I don't know who you think you are, but you better watch your back. I know people, big name people, and they're gonna kick your butt!

Dr. Saltweather said, "Ok, that's enough, kids. We have to get ready for the...oh, right. I said we have a big show to present at the end of May, so we better get straight to work." He looked at Charlie and said, "And you'll be singing since I heard that wonderful little song you just sang." Everyone clapped him on his back. Charlie knew he was in trouble now...
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Charlie was getting sick and tired of all the singing that was taking place. At one point, during the middle of a random song, he yelled out, "WILL YOU CLAM UP??? NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOU!!!" at some random student. Manfred was informed and now Charlie was sitting in his office.
Manfred said, "Now what do you have against Miss Yarwood?"
Charlie said, "Her singing sucks! Plus, no normal girl would dare sing about diamonds and make up and pretty things! That's not cool!"
Manfred said, "Well, Charlie, guess that meant you shouldn't have said you hated High School Musical in the first place, but you just had to say that, didn't you?"
At the moment Manfred said "musical," random music turned on. And he began to sing...
(Manfred's song) Oh don't give me any of your crap, Charlie Bone, about how normal girls should act, you're a child of the Red King, that means you're better than those "normal" kids. Why are you wasting your time trying to be nice to them? You should use your powers to intimidate them and put them in their place. Stop wasting your time fighing for the greater good, becuase to me the greater good is nothing but crap.
Just look at the famous old Harry Potter, he's the idiot who brought into that crap, but now he's married to some mary-sue and had three horrifically misnamed children, please don't be like him!
Charlie: Manfred, what are you talking about?
Manfred: (still singing) So anyway, know your place, or else I'll have to beat it into you, and pray that it doesn't come to that!

Ezekiel came in and said, "Listen to him, Charlie Bone. He is right in what he says. Be a child of the Red King, not a normal little boy without a care in the world." Charlie frowned and left the room, determined to get rid of the musical curse that was destroying the school.
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That's all I hae so far...