|
|
Post by sparkles4edward on Jun 26, 2009 3:31:59 GMT -5
Ok so we've got this Twilight. Do you love it or hate it?
rules:
1. Not everyone likes it. so no fighting.
2. respect other's opinions.
3. there will be no "OMG I hate Twilight, the book sucks, you should hate it too. So don't read it!" I won't tolerate it at all.
4. Have fun!
|
|
|
|
Post by Queenangels on Aug 23, 2009 23:44:28 GMT -5
Hm. Okay, well I'd have to say I liked it, but it could have been so much better. Its an average book. It wasn't one of my favorite, but it was an addiction at the time of reading it. Its not horrible that is for sure, but its not excellent either, does that make sense? LOL. but what I can say is that if your mature enough, then go ahead and read it. Its a good read.
|
|
|
|
Post by sparkles4edward on Aug 24, 2009 0:00:51 GMT -5
Of course. And also, we could rewrite the book to make it 1,000 times better. Same as what I'm doing with Deathly Hallows.
|
|
|
|
Post by Queenangels on Aug 24, 2009 18:44:03 GMT -5
good point  |
|
|
|
Post by sparkles4edward on Aug 25, 2009 0:40:50 GMT -5
Yah.
Maybe I could put that fic about how to properly end Twilight on here.
|
|
|
|
Post by Queenangels on Aug 28, 2009 19:34:41 GMT -5
ya! I like that idea |
|
|
|
Post by sparkles4edward on Aug 29, 2009 10:55:26 GMT -5
Ok. I'll add the story later on today.
|
|
|
|
Post by Whyntir on Sept 2, 2009 21:05:08 GMT -5
I honestly did not like the book. It was poorly written, defied even its own "logic", and had extremely flat characters with poor story lines. That's my opinion and I believe that even a revise of the book would be pointless due to the fact that the characters have such poor personalities they are past all hope.
|
|
|
|
Post by sparkles4edward on Sept 3, 2009 14:35:11 GMT -5
Ok, here we go with the show!
Warning: this fanfic may cause the following: laughing, howling, spurting liquids from your nose, slapping the keyboard, and just generally your gonna laugh until you need to take some Tylenol. The writer claims no responsibilities for anything of this nature. Thank you.
Note: I own nothing but this story.
Without any further ado, I now present to you:
How to End Breaking Dawn the Monty Python Way...
Ok, imagine the scene: The Cullens and their allies on one side of the field and the Volturi on the other side. Both sides bristle, anticipating a giant battle. That was, until...
Aro: All right, let's end this crap!
Stephan: Oh shut your traps, you Sacred children of a festering serpent-abusing wombat! I laugh at your funny looking despicable brown robes, which are not more fit for a peasant with a abnormally large nose! I rip into all your Sarah Palin-like grandmothers, you sons of a pimply anaconda-brained worm! (Cullens start laughing) Now back off, or I will insult you again! (The witnesses all laugh at the Volturi, who are clearly insulted)
Volturi: Hey! Remember who you work for! (the laughter dies immediately)
Vladimir: Do you have a death wish, you Exalted sons of a crazy orc-faced trogg? We shall tear you into scraps and scatter your unworthy remains all over the world, and every vampire who ever walked the face of God's green earth will know what horrible Immortal sons of a screaming wombat-eating anaconda that you are! (someone tosses a three-headed frog at his head) Right! That settles it!
Stephen: Let's prepare for battle! (Bella sobs as she hold Renesmee and Edward looks worried. Everyone else is freaking out.)
(Just then, a rather enormous army is seen dressed in rather crappy clothes designed by the Volturi. Caius addresses the Cullens and their allies.)
Caius: Listen up, you pathetic traitors: Today you will all pay a huge price for your rather twisted lifestyle. In the name of the Vampire God, we shall not stop our fight until each one of you lies dead and we have Edward Cullen and Bella Cullen and Alice Cullen in our clutches! (to the troops) CHARGE!!!!
(troops rushed towards the Cullens. Everyone is very very frightened. Just then, sirens ring and scores of police cars pull into the field right in front of the Volturi. Many curious people are there and cameras and news reporters are everywhere.)
Bella: (shocked to see her father in the thick of it all) Dad, what are you doing here?
Charlie: I figured it's about time I got involved! (to the Volturi) You are all under arrest for disturbing the peace of our town!
Marcus: You stupid cop, you can't arrest us! We're the Volturi, You son of a swollen marsupial-eating kangaroo! We're the greatest!
Bella: Yeah, great at being a jerk to many poor innocent vampires!
Vladimir: Not to mention that you overthrew the main vampire government in Transylvania! We haven't forgotten about that at all!
Charlie: Now come quietly, don't make me use force! (the police round up all the Volturi and take them away.)
Aro: You'll never get away with this! We have lawyers, and they'll tear you all apart! (He, Caius, and Marcus are put into a police car. Police cars drive away with all the Volturi in them. Just then Jasper, Alice, Hiulen and Nahuel all show up.)
Jasper: What in the name of Ulysses S. Grant happened here?
Emmett: You're never gonna believe this, Jazz! Bella's old man showed up and arrested the Volturi!
Alice: No way! I did *NOT* see that one coming!
Stephan: Not to mention that the vampire government is in the hands of its rightful owners, us!
Vladimir: So there you have it!
Jacob: (to onlookers) All right people, show's over! Go back to your lives! (cameras are put away and people leave the area. to cameraman filming this whole scene) Put that camera away, the show's done now.
(Screen cuts to black. credits roll with Edward playing the piano and singing John Lennon's Imagine.)
=======
So there we have the story. Please give out your HONEST opinions here.
|
|
|
|
Post by Whyntir on Sept 4, 2009 19:32:35 GMT -5
Is this the Monty Python Holy Grail way? It was kinda funny. |
|
|
|
Post by sparkles4edward on Sept 6, 2009 1:00:00 GMT -5
Of course. Now that's how it should have ended. Volturi get busted by the cops and sent to jail for disturbing the peace of the town and everyone else is now left hanging with the possibility of a sequel...
|
|
